Racking my brain

 I’ve noticed that something is on my head that tickles me. It’s very curious, how useful can this strange fuzz have on my incipient life? Oh, I have discovered another thing. I was bored of sleeping and relaxing myself, so I started to play with my new body and, surprise! I can move by myself! Little by little, the place where I am is being smaller, so I feel more cramped. This is why I used my tiny legs to call mommy’s attention to tell her: “Mom, here inside is so small for me, could you take me out, please?”

But she didn’t answer like I would have liked. By the way, she said: “Oh my God, my little boy, you are very active! Maybe you will be a great football player!”. After that, she laughed and run to tell her mom that I was moving inside her.

When I heard that, I stop moving: what? I didn’t understood any word mommy’s said. Football? Player? What? I’m very confused: at first, I was a baby, then I was a boy, and now I’m a whatever football player means? Mom, please, clear up yourself about what I am! I'm racking my brain trying to find out some logic on what is happening here.